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Hillary’s whiskey shot proves she may just be state-school potential… This ain’t a bad thing in the always-crucial quest for populist appeal. Maybe Hillary is finally shrugging off her notoriety as a “yuppie” or “Starbucks” candidate. We only hope! Certainly Obama isn’t offering much for the gun tottin’, church goin’ progressives these days.
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Are your obnoxious, arrogant, and boisterous friends in College Republicans planning on treating The Republican National Convention (Sept 1 - 4) in St. Paul, Minnesota like Bonnaroo, Burning Man, Mardis Gras, or some boozy, sun-burnt spring break on a tropical beach? If so, then rejoice! St. Paul lifted it’s ban on serving alcohol past […]

There’s a fascinating article in The New York Times lampooning former presidents for their sporting pursuits. Jimmy Carter liked flying fishing and everyone else liked golf…
We’re still confident an Obama vs. (insert famous NBA player here) one-on-one game would skyrocket his cool-points percentage (a race we’re pretty sure he is already winning in the […]

Great news if your planning on late night martinis, Wild Turkey highballs, or being the last bar-fly standing at the Republican National Convention. A law is being considered by the Minnesota legislator in order to make the host-city, St. Paul, more “cosmopolitan”. The law will extend bar closing times from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m.! […]

This is great. This is so great, in fact, we hope it becomes a reoccurring series here at The College Voter. After all, we love beer. We passionately love beer. If we were really to write a 1800 word essay about any topic in the world, if would be beer. Stouts, Porters, Ales, Lagers… Oh […]